thadeeliv:

underwaterslopgirl-deactivated2:

sungerbobkarepantalon:

Inspecting your dash for mice

found one

sulkings:

ohhhh i see. (does not see)

deepshowerthoughts:

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

dankmemeuniversity:

poutymousy:

ugh i wish those sugar daddy asks were real lol like yes abc123deactivated i COULD do with a weekly allowance

lesbiangonegirl:

Wanna see literally the single funniest thing I’ve seen all year?

pukicho:

pukicho:

My hobby is taking a picture and reducing it in quality so much until its 2 or 3 big blocks of color

vapingbaby:

beygiselle:

the only way to restore humanity is to kill instagram altogether

lesbopuritanism:

take it

moonlandingwasfaked:

rustybuckett:

yeah actually i do mind

inkskinned:

Obsessed with the old lady in the store I overheard say, “Well, you know me. I can’t resist a gnome”